Drastic rebranding... lol

README.md

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-# Stoner Alarm
-An alarm designed to reliably wake a snoozing stoner. Seize the day (or at least don't get fired)!
+# Trigalarm
+A habit-correcting alarm for heavy sleepers. Cannot be shut off until you solve a triangle.
 
 ## The Pitch
 ### Simple
 The app only has one page. You can only set one alarm. There is no snooze, there is no weekly schedule, and there is no way to disable the alarm (you'll always have one set - every day - like it or not).
 ### Persistent
-The alarm cannot be stopped until the drowsy stoner completes a thematically appropriate, touch-based game. Play well enough and quickly enough to prove you're awake and defuse the alarm.
-#### "What if I just force-close the app in my sleep?"
-Then it will schedule itself to re-open ASAP :)
-### The Game
-The alarm-defusing game requires you to serve some customers at an illegal flower bar. There are three stages, with each stage having its own meter to fill before progressing to the next.
-#### The Stages
-1. Grind the flower
-    - Quickly move your finger in a circle to utilize the grinder
-2. Fill the bowls
-    - Drag the ground flower into each bowl
-3. Light the bowls
-    - Swipe in the prompted direction with good reaction time to use the lighter
+The alarm cannot be stopped until you solve a randomized triangle. Even if you force-close the app, it will re-open itself until you solve the triangle.
 
-For all stages, be sure to watch for cops! Don't move a muscle when they're looking.
+## Why Trigonometry?
+Because it requires the perfect amount of thought to activate your brain in the morning. If the app gave you a more typical math problem, you could just mindlessly punch it into a calculator. Trigonometry still requires a base amount of thought ("Do I need sine, cosine, or tangent?") before a calculator is of any use.