Stoner Alarm

An alarm designed to reliably wake a snoozing stoner. Seize the day (or at least don't get fired)!

The Pitch

Simple

The app only has one page. You can only set one alarm. There is no snooze, there is no weekly schedule, and there is no way to disable the alarm (you'll always have one set - every day - like it or not).

Persistent

The alarm cannot be stopped until the drowsy stoner completes a thematically appropriate, touch-based game. Play well enough and quickly enough to prove you're awake and defuse the alarm.

"What if I just force-close the app in my sleep?"

Then it will schedule itself to re-open ASAP :)

The Game

The alarm-defusing game requires you to serve some customers at an illegal flower bar. There are three stages, with each stage having its own meter to fill before progressing to the next.

The Stages

Grind the flower
- Quickly move your finger in a circle to utilize the grinder
Fill the bowls
- Drag the ground flower into each bowl
Light the bowls
- Swipe in the prompted direction with good reaction time to use the lighter

For all stages, be sure to watch for cops! Don't move a muscle when they're looking.